mountainside-96:

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

exactly

(via zeroyalviking)

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

(Source: basnad, via kennedys-cosmonaut)

lord-kitschener:


halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

(Source: blazepress.com, via kennedys-cosmonaut)

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via kennedys-cosmonaut)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

(via kennedys-cosmonaut)

(Source: iraffiruse, via vdubali)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Here, a mother oil drilling platform is seen nursing its young.  Most offshore rigs have a gestation time of nearly 3 years, and will protect their young from pirates and protesters up to their tenth year, suggesting a highly developed intelligence and nearly mammalian qualities, suggesting to some that they may be cetacean rather than fish.  In fact they are neither, being mostly mechanical with only a few biological components which some suspect are parasitic rather than symbiotic. When fully grown, the young platform on the left will produce up to 8,000 gallons of oil an hour. It may live well over 75 years.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Here, a mother oil drilling platform is seen nursing its young.  Most offshore rigs have a gestation time of nearly 3 years, and will protect their young from pirates and protesters up to their tenth year, suggesting a highly developed intelligence and nearly mammalian qualities, suggesting to some that they may be cetacean rather than fish.  In fact they are neither, being mostly mechanical with only a few biological components which some suspect are parasitic rather than symbiotic. When fully grown, the young platform on the left will produce up to 8,000 gallons of oil an hour. It may live well over 75 years.

(Source: obsidianobelisk)

tokenduelist:

Please just click this omg

(via redmoon963)

  • anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn't know how to cook
  • western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

juilan:

There’s a helicopter circling my neighborhood. I knew I shouldn’t have torrented the complete 2nd season of Wizards Of Waverly Place

(via kennedys-cosmonaut)

acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

(via kennedys-cosmonaut)

(Source: minigag, via hellalooyah)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via hellalooyah)